KenyaOnAShoeString: Real Advice for Real Kenyans

We all carry around a few maybes —those half-formed ideas and dreams that hover in the background, whispering that maybe one day, we'll take the plunge. Maybe I'll move out. Maybe I'll go back to school. Maybe I'll buy land in that quiet town. Maybe I'll cut ties with that draining friend. These thoughts are not always harmless. Some maybes haunt us for years, quietly costing us peace, time, clarity, or money. This article explores real, grounded examples of Kenyans wrestling with maybes—choices that linger, pull energy, and clutter our decision-making. And how, by eliminating a maybe—either by turning it into a solid yes or a firm no—we make space for clarity and progress. 1. Muthoni – The Maybe of Buying Land in Naivasha The Maybe: Muthoni had her eye on a piece of land in Naivasha for months. She envisioned weekend getaways, a tiny home, maybe even hosting creatives for retreats. The Cost of the Maybe: She spent months obsessively browsing listings, calculating...

We are surrounded by wealth. Expensive cars on the road, packed cafes with KES 1,200 bills for chips, chicken and a drink, yoga and Pilates studios charging KES 30,000/month for 12 sessions, iPhones and high-end Samsung's on every table, people going on holiday every few months, apartments going for KES 22 million plastered across billboards — and somehow, everyone seems to be affording it. And yet, if you're earning over KES 100,000/month, statistically, you're in the top 2% of Kenyan earners. You're doing everything right: budgeting, saving, avoiding debt, maybe even running a side hustle. But at the end of the month, you feel broke. You feel stuck. You feel like you can't move forward. This article explores the observed reality vs the lived reality . We peel back the image of wealth that surrounds us to show what life really looks like for salaried Kenyans earning "well." Through three detailed profiles, we break down exactly where the money goes — an...

In Kenya, owning a car is often seen as a major milestone—a sign that one has “made it.” But is a car truly a necessity, or is it sometimes a financial burden disguised as progress? With rising fuel costs, expensive maintenance, and the reality of Nairobi’s notorious traffic, does car ownership always make sense? Let’s break it down with real numbers and scenarios. When Owning a Car Makes Sense Your Commute is Expensive or Inconvenient If you spend more than KES 20,000 per month on transport due to long commutes or unreliable matatu routes, owning a car might actually save you money. Professionals working in industrial areas, EPZs, or locations with limited public transport options may benefit from a car. Your Work Requires It If your job involves frequent travel (sales, medical reps, site visits), a car may be necessary to maintain efficiency. Business owners transporting goods regularly may find a car (or even a small van) more cost-effective than hiring transport services. You Have ...

Let’s be real: the 50/20/30 budgeting rule that financial gurus preach does not work in Kenya. Not when salaries are eaten alive by crazy living costs, family obligations, and the constant money-sucking emergencies that pop up like clockwork. If you think you can just allocate 50% of your income to needs, 20% to savings, and 30% to wants, you must be living in an alternate universe where unga is free, landlords take exposure as rent, and blackouts are just a myth. The Reality of Most Kenyan Earners Imagine earning KES 60,000 before taxes and deductions. That number looks good on paper, but let’s break it down: Tax & Deductions: Say goodbye to around KES 15,000 for NHIF, SHIF, Housing Levy and PAYE. Net Salary: You now have KES 45,000 to play with. Rent: A decent one-bedroom in a reasonable area costs KES 15,000–20,000. Transport: If you work in Westlands and live somewhere "affordable" like Rongai or Kitengela, your daily commute could cost you KES 400. That’s KES 8,0...